Tuesday 17/11 – 08

“Dirty 30 – Hah, I´m gonna show at least 30 of those salad dodgers what dirt really tastes like”
Bollocks! My “Gorillas in the mist” are gone and my swede is still pounding since the pleasant time beating the shit of the “B-mob”-wankers! Hah, what a bunch of gormless wusses! But still, maybe it’s time, even for the great and mighty Gawain himself, to pull the socks up for once?
Yeah, sounds reasonable… Tomorrow, it’s time for one of the young blokes to step up against those jumping cowards from CP (Crystal Palace), Dirty 30; hah they wanna try out dirty... At least one of em are gonna have the honor to visit downtown Gawain tomorrow, inhabitants one, “mr. my ass”. But, more important, which bloke is ready to lead the fellows into battle tomorrow, hmm… I’m thinking “Brian the cryin”. Yes, he will probably have some difficulties “releasing the old chocolate hostages” before the fighting breaks out, and yes he looks more like a rat with a wig on than a football hooligan, but he simply needs a good old kick in the Jacksons’ to get going. And when he does, I love watching the facial expressions as poor bloke “absobloodylutely” always needs to get himself wedged in between the legs of the biggest f…ing moving thing there is. Bloody hell, the tiny chap almost turns purple every time! So, what can I say, he reminds me of myself in his age. Big brain, but no use of it! It is as he so delicately likes to illustrate it:
• Oi, we got a calling to answer, so will ya please pick up the bloody phone and get this salad dodger of me!
There’s no time for any fancy pansies, academics or teetotalers, ahh bloody hell how much I hate those f…ing teetotalers, these abstainers who think that they rule the entire world! I´ll tell you what they are, they are just a bunch of panty hamsters afraid of having a good old Stella down their throat and over there in West ham they’re crawling all over the place. O man, I’m not sure that I’ll be able to restrain myself until Friday, the D-day, when we finally, after all these year of darkness are going to beat the living daylights out of em, both on and outside the field. Believe me when I tell you, there will be a bloodbath! And there will be a victory, if not on field the “Millwall Bushwhackers” will get the job done… … and as always with a smile on our faces. Oo, if I only could get a foretaste of what’s waiting, if I only had one of those bloody West ham-wankers right here I would have shove his head so far up his Jam roll that he would have been able to taste his breakfast once again.
Oo dear, the “Dirty 30” will not have a pleasant Wednesday night, “Big Gawain” have some serious anger to get out of the system and “Brian the cryin” will throw his 100 pounds out there once again.
Let’s just hope that the “Pearl Harbor” from last Saturday is long gone, but if not, this time I’ll be ready to bring the thunder. GOOOO MILLWALLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Slang dictionary:
• “Gorillas in the mist”- Fylla
• Swede - Huvud
• B-mob - Smeknamnet för Charltons supporter-klubb
• Gormless wuss - Mes, pajas
• “Pull the socks up”- Tänka smart
• Dirty 30 - Smeknamnet för CP-s supporter-klubb
• “Release the choclate hostage”- “Skita”
• “Rat with a wig on”- Slang för en ful tjej
• Jacksons’ - Mannens genitalier
• “Salad dodger” - Fetto, svullo
• Jam roll - Anus, bak, ända
• Pearl Harbor - Oväder, kraftigt regn

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